Well, every night when we go to sleep we leave the tv on and on 'mute.' I had stayed up late watching an episode of "Mystery Diagnosis" on the Health Channel, so it was still set on that channel when I muted the tv and went to sleep. At some point in the wee morning hours our little boy (just finishing up kindergarten) crawled into our bed while we were sleeping. At about 4am, I awoke to a little boy's voice stating: "I just saw a baby come out of a Mommy's tummy." Terrific. So much for teaching him the cabbage patch theory.